Awesomeness of Geekiness

The person turned it off immediately. It was just some fucking asshole…It’s not like somebody was targeting me specifically…

I have a bunch of phones. They’re all good, I just — I don’t know. It’s more just learning to use new technology that’s daunting. I want to try them. And, like, actually have the one that’s best. ‘Cause I am at a point now where just organizing my life is a priority and I don’t have an assistant or anything and sometimes — like this week — things feel a little overwhelming…

I want a phone that at the time when I leave the house has got, like, a map ready for where I need to be. …There must be an app for that. If it’s not, let’s make it and make a million dollars. But that’s a good idea, right? To have a thing where I could enter addresses for the week where I was gonna be and then what times I was supposed to be there and then like half an hour before then it would just be like, “Here’s your map.”

I find I get the most response from things that I’m kind of honest about. When I make full-out jokes that works sometimes too, as the Ryan Gosling Tweet proved.

But sometimes when I say something really honest, like I tweeted something about sometimes I wish I could wear sign around my neck that says, “Look, I’m pretty sensitive, can everybody just be cool?”…And I got an amazing response because it was, like, an honest thing where sometimes you’re just like feeling really vulnerable…

It kind of forces you to tighten things up, which I’m bad at. Anything that I’ve ever written is just so utterly rambling…Like when God forbid I have a misunderstanding with somebody, the email that I will send them is like a ten-page novel.

I would just straight-up ruin an action movie. ‘Cause A) physically it doesn’t really make sense and B) I don’t think I’d be able to wipe that stupid look off my face like I’m so excited to be there. Like making the gun noises with my mouth and stuff.

I mean, I think there’s just so few like roles where that would even makes sense. I guess it isn’t something that’s really come into my life and even when it is, you know, the role is like the distressed girlfriend or something. It’s not like an actual badass, you know. There’s only a couple of those a year for girls and Zoe Saldana’s like got it covered as far as I’m concerned as a viewer. I’m like, yes please. More Zoe Saldana holding guns, please.